how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
Did you just see the Batmobile???
Just figured out why my bed smells like weed: I just found a bowl in my pillow case?
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
We were drunk at 3am with no food. I sent him to the lobby with ninety cents for like a bag of chips and I swear on my life he came back with a meatball sub
...did you ask him where he got a meatball sub at 3:00am?
He just kept mumbling something about being a hunter/gatherer
Oh AND he got us two bags of chips.
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