We played Rock, Paper, Scissors last night to see who was the least drunk to drive.
The Rock won.
i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
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