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• (620): View more from Kansas

  Did you hallucinate the same white buffalo that I did last night.

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  No, but I did see you shaking hands with a homeless man.

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• (914): View more from New York

  We just saw a waitress walk by with a tray of bacardi and whipped cream.

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  Whoever ordered that deserves a pat on the back and the "classiest customer" award

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• (780): View more from Alberta, CA

  Best text conversation ever. Other than the one we had about using blood for lube.

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• (216): View more from Ohio

  fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.

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• (505): View more from New Mexico

  His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.

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• (785): View more from Kansas

  I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.

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• (707): View more from California

  Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.

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• (573): View more from Missouri

  So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.

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• (803): View more from South Carolina

  Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE

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• (605): View more from South Dakota

  And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool

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• (859): View more from Kentucky

  I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.

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• (240): View more from Maryland

  A guy from tinder a while ago who sent me dick pics straight out the gate is a tech on my dad's hospital floor. I was wondering why he looked familiar and why he never took my dads vitals when I was in the room

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?

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• (781): View more from Massachusetts

  I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  Apparently I drunkenly told him I was going to ride him to the rodeo and break him like a bronco, then I stole his nachos and beer. Adulting is hard!!!

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