Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
I'm in that stage of denial where I hope our kids have his nose.
You do realize that you broke up with him, right?
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
Her voice kills me. Its the perfect pitch to fuck with my hangover.
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
Too hungover to brush my teeth. took a swig of menthol schnapps instead. lazy or incredibly efficient?
Youre my hero
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