You dirty dirty liar I like the way you twitter
He disabled his match.com account in front of me
in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
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If I don't wake up snuggled up to 14 ice cream sandwiches, my life is incomplete.
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
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We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
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