remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
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