Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Why did I wake up this morning with 10 tally marks on my hand and a penis drawn on my tits?
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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