I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
I have a callous on the palm of my hand just below my ring finger that is entirely from opening so many beer bottles. I'm strangely proud right now.
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
Woke up on a lawn chair hugging a bottle of vodka. Hows your morning so far?
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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