woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
you didnt know i had herpes?
he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
just licked whipped cream off some model's nipple... just coming clean for when the pic gets on instagram because i am not untagging that shit
Remind me to never do anything where hiding something in my butt is the best course of action
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
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