she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
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