He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
I just bought emergency deodorant at Dominick's and put it on in front of a homeless man while waiting for the bus. He laughed and said 'girl, you a mess'. This is my life.
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
He also deemed that the fact that I couldn't log into Netflix was not an emergency. He's wrong.
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