if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
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Pretty sure they aren't letting me back to karaoke night after I screamed "fuck every one of you tasteless hillbillies!!" because I felt they didn't clap loud enough for Jen.
Should I tell them about my ticket for possession or about how I'm shitting blood? Which one will gain the most sympathy?
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
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My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
I woke up wearing mittens dude
I woke up in my bathtub with the potted plant from downstairs.
checkmate.
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