guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
You're like my zumba instructor for alcoholism right now
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
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