Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
my boss made my mugshot into an 'employee of the month' poster.
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
This chick just walked by and pet my beard. Don't know, never talked to her. She just walked by and pet my beard.
Marry her
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
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