Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
is there a legit reason for the weird voicemail I got at 2:14am?all I could make out was 'help me' 'two hours' and 'toilet butt'. wtf did u drink.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
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