I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
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