i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
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there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
Just got a ride from a stranger while walking a mile home as it hailed with no coat. He asked me if I smoked, then said he just made some potent cookies and I could have one.
The cookie was what I originally wanted to tell you. Always say yes to drugs from strangers
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Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
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