If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
you handed me your bra at the bar and said 'hold my purse'
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
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