me texting you is like we have secret walkie talkies.
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
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