So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
I can't help but feel like we would be friends still if my phone didn't always capitalize BUTTLOAD...
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
I'm at the gym. I've taken enough caffeine to feel inspired to be a low budget instagram fitness model. I totally forgot my push up bra though
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