I'm single ladies-ing it in my kitchen alone. after I just made an intense new breakup cd and before I drown my sorrows by marinating alone in my jacuzzi later. I cant tell if this is a new low or a new high
you kept screaming that dicks were growing out of your back and then you started crying cause they were so far from your vag
could you get any more awkward?
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
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all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
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its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
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We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
I'm still drunk, my mom is throwing up, and there is a random Irish guy out getting our house breakfast right now. Wednesday's are my bitch.
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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