Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
Having a midget officiate your wedding because you think it'd be hilarious: good idea or potential lawsuit?
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
I went to the strip club tonight. I had never gone, and in a panic I gave the dancer giving me a lap dance a handshake and introduced myself. Redefines business casual.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
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