Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
When I went to pick up Adam from the train station, I found him passed out, covered in gold paint and wrapped in a red blanket. someone had glued a gaudy green rhinestone to his forehead. He looked homeless.
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
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