what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
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It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
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