is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
I was going to clean my house but wine sounded better
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
I just had a 30-minute convo with an irrelevant fuckboy from college who decided to tell me FOUR years later he’s sorry for sleeping with 3 girls at once including me.
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
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