he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
time to smoke my breakfast
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
Exact words that were just spoken as she was on her 6th, yes 6th piece of bread: "I'm only eating the soft and chewy inside of the bread-I am taking the crust home to feed my turtles"
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
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