I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
It was only 12:11 and I needed to make a Pepto Latte and call it a night, I don't remember that being part of my new years resolution.
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
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