There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
Binging muscle relaxers because when ur 33 you can no longer SHAKE IT LIKE A POLAROID PICTURE for 2hrs w/o consequences. Fuck you, Age.
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
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