I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
He just got back from doing field research studying wild chimpanzees in the goddamn jungle. Obviously I fucked him.
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
Randomize
