Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
just survived the first fart of the relationship.
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
Spilled red wine all over my bed. This has to be the fiftieth time ive refused to fall asleep without a drink in my hand
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
At one point, the bartender wrote out the words "please kill me" on some receipt paper and slid it across the bar to me.
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
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