i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
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