Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
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she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
In my junk email folder, there are literally 67 messages from Alcoholics Anonymous. What..the fuck.
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
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And I swear to god I'll divorce you if you so much as say a single sentence in Yoda talk in our bedroom. I may be a nerd but that's just fucking creepy
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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