nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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