I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
Randomize
