so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
Well, that was my first dog walk of shame. Nothing says "I've got my life together" like an inside out shirt and a baggie full of dog shit.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
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