so that guy from last night texted me saying i flashed half of my extended family last night. so classy.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
I tried to high-five the cop last night. he just looked at my raised hand and told me to go to bed.
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
its liver damage thursday
The night went downhill somewhere between the time I was triple fisting smirnoff and when I was throwing up in the yard in nothing but my bra while he talk to me about mashed potatoes
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
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