I used a bag of wine as a pillow last night.
...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
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I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
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I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
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