My nipple is on Facebook.
Apparently I signed "I love you" on my bar tab last night.
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
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I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
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I need you to use more vowels.
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
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I chugged vodka from a 15 ft snorkel. What the fuck did you do with your life today?
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
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