I'm pretty sure his head is too big to fit between my legs. Worthless.
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
I hate political talk. I just wanna get fucked into an alternate universe where Bernie Sanders is president.
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
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