Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
So my ex just asked for my address to send me his wedding invitation... in Europe. Awesome.
That’s basically a green light to fuck his dad
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
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