Swine flu. Run for my life!
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
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