is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
lesson #67 learned in college: a three day old margarita, is still a margarita.
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
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dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
i don't know what part of 'duct tape bikini waxes' seemed even a little okay in our drunk minds, but i'm never drinking with your sister again
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Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
There's a baby duck in my toilet. Fuck you.
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
I'm six Popsicles away from an existential breakdown.
There were no words. I got in his car, took my pants off, threw my shirt out the window, and got things started. After we were done I collected my clothes, gave him a kiss, and crept back into my house.
You're like the sex ninja. How doesn't he love you?!
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