Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
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