Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
Sorry I didn't call this morning. Ended up with a decorated war veteran last night who besides finding the enemy, KNEW where the fuck my G spot was. He gets a medal in my book!
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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