i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
I changed my tire completely alone.. I could totally win survivor
Its my greatest physical accomplishment
So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
Randomize
