actually, I'm a sock model
you left a giant bottle of vodka in my room from last night. does this serve as a parting gift or hush money?
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
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ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
I'm drinking straight vodka and railing lines of adderall while writing a paper about the nature of Jesus. It's 6:50 in the morning. College.
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
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He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
Apparently karate chopping the fronts off all the paper towel and soap dispensers in the bathrooms isn't even frowned upon. Like even at the third bar when I fell flat on my back trying to jump kick the last one some guy just helped me up and high fived me. America.
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
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