I've decided to sign up for a porn membership, but it's 10:30 and I'm going to wait an hour an a half because I don't want to waste a whole day of my month long membership. Fuck this economy.
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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