Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
what the fuck. my fiance told me she called our wedding band last night and told them to perform "best i ever had" for our first dance
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
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I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
Just called the bar: "hi this is the girl who you kicked out for excessive bleeding, do you happen to have my coat?"
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
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a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
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