i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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