Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
Life isn't about who you kiss, drunk, at midnight. It's who you text nonsense to, sober, from the toilet.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
You should frame my arrest warrant.
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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