what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
The lady at the touchless car wash just gave me the look of death. How do I say, "sorry it's not my puke" in Spanish?
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
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His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
I feel like I should have backed off when "I love you" came out on the third date. Now I'm in her bed wondering which door my shrine is behind. Fuck.
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
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I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
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