We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
Do you realize that we tried to rent a limo at 5am to come and take us to waffle house?
Im forcing mysellf to pee so i can fit more margaritas in me...
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
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Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
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Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
You told me that you couldn't come over because you felt like you were gonna die and that houses eat you when you die, and my house couldn't eat you because your house would be jealous. That's when I knew to take the bowl away from you.
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
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