Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
Either allow it in a formal toast or i will drunkenly tell your in-laws while i'm dancing on their table. either way, the truth is coming out
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
He somehow managed to bang-mail me last night. I woke up this morning to a voicemail from 1:54 a.m. of moaning and screaming. I now know how talented he is and how annoying I am to have sex with.
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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