Her hair smelled like a rat dipped in mustard on fire
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
I was doing drugs in the men's room so my employee went in to the woman's for the same reason but left proof and got caught. Had to fire him cuz I bogarted his dope spot. Awesome.
Ever the responsible adult, I just realized that today is the Obamacare deadline, but I'm too high to handle insurance now.
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
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