I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
you guys were way drunker than both of me
Dude, the girl i fucked last night left wearing my high school musical shirt you bought me. she also left her panties here though.
The one with Zac Efrons face on it? You definitely got the short in of the stick. i'd rather have the shirt
fuck. yeah me too. i don't even think these panties would fit me
after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
He somehow managed to bang-mail me last night. I woke up this morning to a voicemail from 1:54 a.m. of moaning and screaming. I now know how talented he is and how annoying I am to have sex with.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
I hate college football. It's really fucking with our phone sex schedule.
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
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