You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
just found a beer in my hamper. even my laundry is a dirty alcoholic.
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
The chlamydia really affected his face.
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
I was so drunk last night dude. I woke up this morning to my oven being wide open and my pants on the kitchen floor.
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
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