I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
Your couch is like an animal shelter for stray drunks.
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
I'm drunk, laying in bed, eating macaroni salad. I dropped a piece and tried to pick it up with a fork. My cleavage is bleeding and I haven't been laid yet. Heeeyyyy!!!
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
He offered to take my unemployed self out for drinks, but I really just want him to buy me the Beyoncé album
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
Your mom asked you why you had bite marks all over your arms and you answered her by yelling "I HAD A SIESTA!"
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